French frys are the devil

Yup I said it. Not only do they make you hate mirrors or anything reflective that you would be able to see yourself in and regret every last delicious salty French fry. But they also jack the sugar up! Julien is without a doubt on a no french fry diet from now on! Those things are so mean! No matter what time a day no matter before or after bolused he jumped nearly 300 after only a few frys! I'm done having mini panic attacks waiting for a high after a fry! I am this boycotting the frys!!
This could be a good thing, there not really all that good for you or my ass..